Jokes

If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog of course at least he'll shut up after you! Let him in.
 
Man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to refer to it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.

 

A man received a letter from some kidnappers the letter said " If you don't promise to send us 100 , 000  we will kidnap your wife the poor man wrote back " I am afraid I can keep my promise but I hope you will keep yours.
 
What's the matter you look depressed I'm having trouble with my wife what happened she said she wasn't going to speak to me for 30 days but that ought to make you happy it did, but today is the last day.

 

A stupid man wanted to teach his son how to walk; he tied him to a train!

 

(A teacher of social studies)
 A social teacher is lost; they searched for him on a map. 
 
A father of a mean man died, he wept for him by one eye.